Mow-down at the hoedown! Pack your bags and move to the idyllic countryside. Pay no heed to the nuclear fallout – it adds a lovely glow to your complexion! Upsides – everyone wants a piece of you! Downsides – everyone wants a piece of you... Grab your blunderbuss and get ready for twin-stick, bullet-hell, roguelite, corn-chuckin' action game that will last until the cows come home! As any self-respecting farmer would: Farm. Marry. Kill.